There are brief moments that would just be better with my mommy. For example:
–When I embarrass myself in a Mexican restaurant because I was accidentally staring at the cute waiter the whole time. I know my mom would have embarrassed me more and taken a picture with him.
–When I peel chocolate kisses (which my mommy sent me) to make peanut butter blossoms. It’s not as much fun snitching from myself.
–When I eat mini-hotdogs with the hotdogs and miracle whip she sent me. I know she would laugh when she saw how they sell hotdog buns here… they’re half the size. So all hotdogs have to be cut in half.
–When I buy funny new shoes. Oh, and here they are again.
I know she’d appreciate them being on sale (even though they were still over $85) and be even more proud that I didn’t pay a cent. Say hello to the result of my gift certificate for “Secretary’s Day.” Too bad I’m not even a secretary